- bae: come over no ones home
- me: what games do u have
Anonymous asked: What if you end up marrying a billionaire
"are you batman"
"for the hundredth time, no"
"you can tell me if you’re batman"
"we’ve been married for 5 years if I was batman you’d notice"
"that’s exactly what batman would say"
"I’m not ba-"
"I can’t believe I married batman"
and repeat every single day until he files for divorce
- Cashier: *dies at register*
- Customer: are you open