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  • bae: come over no ones home
  • me: what games do u have
captcreate:

If the Sun can find sunglasses that fit it, why can’t I find some that fit my large melon head?

captcreate:

If the Sun can find sunglasses that fit it, why can’t I find some that fit my large melon head?

(via prguitarman)

asker

Anonymous asked: What if you end up marrying a billionaire

the-pietriarchy:

"are you batman"

"for the hundredth time, no"

"you can tell me if you’re batman"

"we’ve been married for 5 years if I was batman you’d notice"

"that’s exactly what batman would say"

"I’m not ba-"

"I can’t believe I married batman"

and repeat every single day until he files for divorce

myutsuu:

for that pepsi-hating vampire in your life

myutsuu:

for that pepsi-hating vampire in your life

(via arashiau)

  • Cashier: *dies at register*
  • Customer: are you open

swarnpert:

punk: rebelling against authority

pop punk: rebelling against your parents because they won’t drive you to hot topic with your friends

(via quakaoats)

sandslashing:

"you wear that shirt a lot" yes because i own it

(via the-feral-world)

a-dead-detective:

Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon

(via ubisoft-entertainment)